Late Night Madness....

So as I am typing up this blog entry, I am also talking on the phone to the worlds best gay secuirty officer/baby brother of mine. Its amazing what a work a holic he is.... working 85 hours a week... NO JOKE! The man makes like $1800 a paycheck, but sadly he has no life and no time to come over and help me fix things around the house, althou he has promised many times, and many times he bails. Thus, things in my house are still broken and I doubt they will ever get fixed. Althou I have to ask myself if he is exactly the right person to fix them, since I doubt he knows how to use a screw driver. As Im reading to him what I have written, he confirms that he does indeed know how to use a screw driver...... I still have my doubts. But if you put a vaccum cleaner in his hands, thats when the magic really happens LOL.

In other news, Thanksgiving is over...Whoo Hoo.... had to work most of the day, was really very busy. Then went over and saw the non-gay brother & his preggo girlfriend kayla , who is due in like 9 weeks..... I'm offically going to be a aunt in 9. Weeks. SCARY!!!!!!! I hope no one expects me to change a diaper... I draw the line @ human feces!

Dallas dog show is coming up in like less than 2 weeks..... Checkers only needs 3 singles to finish, hopefully he can get them and be done! I already have people asking me if he is entered in certain shows.... haha fear him!

Got the WOW bug back..... & all things LOTR.... I got my hands on the 1 volume edition of LOTR so I wil be diving into that here soon.... wish me luck. I wish I could just lock myself away & read for hours.

Christmas is soon.... I hate this time of year. Its just depressing. Althou I do love to go looking @ Christmas lights.... Thinking about going to this thing :http://www.the-t.com/LinkClick.aspx?fileticket=YHUmB3LZuPo%3d&tabid=36

Diet is no good..... was doing so good until Turkey Day.... damn you food!!!

Gotta update this thing more. **Sigh**

O.U.C.H

Greetings Earthlings!

So yea, Ryan is in major pain today..... last night I maybe sort of benched 140 pounds, not having properly warmed up to maybe impress someone.... not sure if it worked but what I am sure of is the massive amount of pain I am in. So yours truely is on a diet of tylenol and icy/hot patches, atleast until my bag of "peas" is frozen :)

In other news, I went and saw Due Date.... hahaha is all I can say... some pretty funny stuff in there and the guy from the HangOver is priceless! Plus I dont care how old Robert Downey Jr gets, he is still kinda hot. Is that wrong?

Diet has been bombed..... oh well there is always today. Am currently cooking some chicken in the skillet with BBQ seasoning, compliments of Central Market , which if you have never BEEN to Central Market.... wow. Amazin'!

Thanksgiving is right around the corner people, what are your plans? Mine are as follows: work. Aunt Vonnie's. Yup, I gotta work on Turkey Day, but I *DO* get paid double time, so I'm not complaning :)

Got a baby shower to go to on Sunday for my yet unborn Newphew... Kinda exciting! He is due in Feb..... I'm not much of a kid person, or atleast I thought I wasn't, but I cant wait for this "fetus" to get here!

Sorry for the random rambling today, I found some pain medication I had left over from my wisdom teeth and it caused some WACKY dreams last night!!! So needless to say I am sleep deprived and ready to scream. GO TEAM!

Ry

Been awhile....

Hey everyone ( or lack there of LOL )

Ok lets see... yes this poor blog has basically fallen off the map, but you can always recover in the internet world, thats the awesome thing!

So lets see what I have been up to here recently.....

1) Down to 80 pounds lost!!! I can't tell you how great I feel about myself physically ( not so much inside today but its kinda one of those "stick your head in a hole and never come out" kinda days). My workouts have gotten super intense, with intervals on the elliptical, treadmill running, the rowing machine ( my new love!!!) and of course the good ole' stair stepper. I've hit a plateu thou, so its taking some time to get over it. Also taking Yoga. HaHaHa... yes yours truely is all into doing the awkward yoga stances and moves, but I gotta say, it is acutally a work out! And since my joints have been giving me alot of trouble recently ( damn you knees!!!) I gotta take up good stretching exercises.

2) As for the dogs, well Mr. Checkers is rocking that shit out @ the shows. He has 8 points, with 1 major and today his only his first b day! :) I took him to Belton a couple weeks ago and he went Winner's Dog/Best of Breed for a *4* point major and made the cut in groups! Was so amazing! He also took a trip to Nationals in California without me, and won his sweeps and regular 9-12 puppy class!! Feels awesome to have a dog do that awesome :) Spider is good, she turne 6 on the 23rd of October and is enjoying being a lazy couch potatoe

3) Am not going anywhere with certain goals that I thought I would meet by the time I turned, *gulp* 24. Which happened 6 days ago. Gah, I feel so old and so unaccomplished. And what really sucks is when I go out with the few people I do hang out with, I'm always the third wheel. I was even a third wheel at my own b day get together thing with my brothers..... this just sucks. Big time.

4) Work is good. Still working @ the dog boarding kennel. Thanksgiving is right around the corner and it looks like its gonna be a nightmare. Yay for understaffed! So if anyone is looking for a job, and your not a idiot, come on down and apply! No idiots welcome , seriously!

Well thats all for now, am going to try and keep this thing updated, if nothing else its good therapy. You know what else is good therapy? WOW= World of Warcraft!!!!! Yes, I am such a nerd. I know.

Later!

I suck..... but atleast I try, right ?

Wow... I let this thing fall behind big time, didn't I ?

Well lets see.... am down to 67 pounds lost... go me!!! LOL. Lots of sweat... yea... thats how to describe how it feels to loose that much. And a *healthy* addicition to the gym.

Checkers got 2 points at his first show in Denton in May.... yay! Was pretty awesome. I have him and Spy entered in the Dallas show this weekend... 3 day show!

So... I cut my hair off. Yea, I'm rockin short hair .... and I friggin love it. And its currently neon red and black.... which I wore in a mohawk yesterday.... so classicly perfect for my " I dont care what you think" mode.

And I'm also going to school for massage therapy, but its not really working out. I'm not someone who likes to be touched, and we have to practice on each other. I kinda freaked out my first time on the table :( We will see.....

Promise to keep up with my blog... it was going so well... then I just kinda forgot about it. lol.

Also, I'm selling Scentsy now..... so if you wanna buy some, contact me. I'm a horrible sales person, but I do try!

Thats gonna be my slogan for life " I suck... but atleast I try!"

Thanks to salad dressing for making sure my salads arent half naked sluts!

So yea... I kinda fell behind on blogging.... sue me!!!

So Scarborough Fair was fun.... had a good time, bought some stuff ( hat, t shirt the usual) was a good time all around. The people there are hilarious because they get SO into it. It takes a very secure man to wear a green jumpsuit with glitter on him and fairy wings ;)

Week has been kinda boring, nothing exciting really.

Its suppose to rain solid for the next 4 days... I hate the rain. I'd rather see the sun.

Blah.

All for now.

Un... motivated

Do you ever have those days where you just dont wanna do jack shit? Yea... thats the day Im kinda having. Been on this "get in shape" kick now since Jan. and Im making good progress, but here lately I have lost my motivation, and find myself going "whats the point". But then I think, well you've come too far to stop now... so just gotta keep pushing forward.

You guys need to WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!! Or, listen more so. CLASSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T_PzOh18SA

"Thanks for the candy" roflmao .. and your thinking to yourself.... "Shit, I DO know someone like that!"


Tomorrow will be filled with battle of the nerds at Scarborough... but since I am one, should fit in just fine!!!! Shopping is a good reason to go.... right?

Right. Thats what Im gonna tell myself!

Look at the moon tonight.. around 7 pm...

Because a asteroid will be passing by! But the astronomers say we are in no danger of it hitting earth... I say... DAMN! Nothing makes for better T.V than to watch a asteroid zoom to earth... it would SO be Armageddon 2.0! You know, somewhere, the atronomers at NASA are just wetting themselves with joy!

Major house cleaning today.... since its such a small house... it gets kinda dirty, rather easy. I dispise cleaning... so much so, I need to invent a robot to clean for me or something.

On another topic.. I went and saw Clash of the Titans last weekend... and sad to say, unless your into movies with alot of action/fights and no plot, this movie wont be for you. Yes, the graphics were cool and like I said, the action and fighting were top knotch, but the plot just sucked. I dont know what exactly I was expecting, but they could of done alot better. I hear the original is much better, I might just have to check it out. Or not.

Is it the weekend yet?

Ode to Freud

Psychology.

In a nutshell, my secret passion. I love how the human mind works and trying to find the driving forces behind what makes us tick and why we do the things we do. If I had enough smarts I would go to school and become a psychologist,with a focus on abnormal psych. But since that doesnt seem to be in the future, I can always observe and teach myself!

Here are a few "disorders" that are associated with Abnormal Psych:
-Anxiety Disorders (Panic attacks , phobias, OCD, and PTSD)
-Mood Disorders ( Bipolar, Depression )
-Personality Disorders ( Anti-Social, Avoidance, Borderline, Dependent, Histrionic , Narcissistic, and Paranoid)
-Schizophrenia

I think the personality disorders are the most interesting, because again, figuring out why people are the way they are is just plain fun! Why can't the asshole in front of me at the grocery store read the sign stating "20 Items or Less" when he has a shit load of groceries? Why is my nosy neighbor not getting the clue to mind his own business? Why can't the person on the tread mill before me remember to wipe down the machine when they are done? These are just a few of lifes questions that will probably *never* be answered, but they are sure fun to ponder.


And yea... I am extremely bored...... watching paint dry could be fairly more entertaining than what I'm doing. Later tonight is "dog show" class... will prolly take Checkers, just for something to do.

Ry

Why dont you drink your hatorade and stfu?

*face palm*

Ok so........

I have agreed to take the plunge and join a volleyball league. Yes... I know..what the fuck am I thinking?? I use to be a badass player once apon a time, and I still really like the sport... just havent done it in awhile.

Second reason to facepalm.... *gulp* its at church! Now my best friends in the whole wide world are doing it, so its basically the only way in HELL ( ha.. no pun intended. Well, maybe a little one) you would get me to step foot in the church, because you guys know, I seriously might burst into flames ;) Or grow horns and chase someone around with a pitchfork... you just never know what the hell will happen when you go to places like that.

In other news.....

- Down 5 lbs.... Put that in your juice box and suck it !

- My poor hair...... there are no words to describe the fuck up that is my hair. Imagine a skunk... but instead of white stripes, put blood red instead. And you would have my hair color. How it went from dark brown to black is still amazing to me. But did I complain? No. Did I have a freak out like some people do? No. Why? Because Im a chicken shit sometimes. Inside I was so pissed and if she had heard my mental dialouge, that bitch would of run for the hills. I'd like to think it was more shock than anything else that kept me from telling her off, but I know Im just not the type to royally freak out on someone, no matter how much I want to. One of these days I will grow a pair and freak out on someone, and feel really good about it.

Back on the job hunt today... oh. joy....... I can't wait.

A parting shot... maybe I am cruel.... but you know you will laugh



Laterz
Ry

Herbie Zelda Leroy Jenkins.... the Third

Ok......

So its obvious that I have ALOT of spare time on my hands... and what would make this blog more complete than posting about everyones favorite gnome X stick figure... Herbie Zelda Leroy Jenkins the Third!!!!

Its this crazy concept that my friend Rebecca and I came up with..... a evil little gnome that lives in my closet and does all sorts of crazy shit! And yes.. he even has his own facebook, and I gotta say, he is quickly becoming very popular!

He has done everything from pushing Stevie Wonder off of his piano ( low blow Herbie, just low), been on the late show with Conan O Brien and Jimmy Fallon, worked out with Richard Simmons and he even has ridden the gun toting dinos from the fake Jurassic Park 4! He gets around... to say the least. He is a vile, vulgar little fucker, but you should def. add him to your facebook friends... he is entertaining, to say the least!

More Scarborough pics.. since it is this weekend!

Jurassic Park 4... gun toting dinos?! And could Frodo grow some balls?

I have to say, I was mildy excited that this might of been a possibility just for the excitement that it would totally blow... but alas I was proven wrong, and its just a hoax! I have to say, the Jurassic Park franchise is like my favorite, and it would really be a shame if it came down to military-enhanced, gun toting, dinos.

What would Dr. Grant do with THAT shit?!


Speaking of some randomness... Can Frodo grow some balls?
Im sorry, but I am fresh off the LOTR marathon, and Frodo just annoys the fucking piss out of me. Yes, I understand the ring is trying to control him, but honestly.... Give the damn thing to Sam, Mary or fucking Pippin for fuck's sake and get on with it. Why would you choose like the weakest hobbit to get the job done? Give it to the damn dwarf, Gimli can get it to the mountain! Better yet, write me into the damn movie and I will get rid of it myself!

In other worldly events.... going to Scarborough Fair here soon.... I have this kinda cool necklace that I wear, and its getting old, so here's to hoping I can find something similar, or even cooler, when I go this time.

I did some digging, and acutally found some pictures that I took from my last trip to ye ole Scarborough... enjoy!






Dog show coming up on the 24th n 25th..... Its a UKC show up in Denton, TX and I wont lie, I'm kinda excited to go. Last time we walked away victorious with a Group One on my Rottweiler and a Reserve Best Puppy In Show on my ACD. Who knows what the hell will happen this time!

Later!
Ry

Dont Judge the power of the Nerd-ness

OK so here I go again, trying to make a super cool blog, but I know that it will end up being really boring and no one will read it, which is just fine with me as well!

So anyways, a little about me is in order, I suppose. My name is Ryan, and no... I am not a guy. Lets just get that out there right now. I'm 23, and live in the great state of Tex-Ass . As far as hobbys go, well I dont do a hell of a lot, but I do show dogs, and go to the gym. But, is going to the gym really a hobby you may ask? It is when your trying to get in shape and you go every day, usually twice a day!

As far as the dog showing things go, I use to be really into it, and then kinda got bored with all the politics and shit that goes on in that sport. I finished my Rottweiler, Spider, then just kinda fell off the map with it. But now I have a 5 month old Australian Cattle Dog named Checkers, so Im sad to say, Im back in it. He def. keeps me on my toes, so no complaning here.

I am a total nerd...... I love to read, make a dork outta myself, and watch the worst/corny-est movies ever made. I am the person who sits for like 9 hrs and watches all 3 Lord of the Rings movies in a row.... yes.. it was a task!

So I basically made this blog for me to vent my anger and share my humor with basically.... no one. So if you are the poor soul who happens to wander upon this, be sure to leave a comment for me to laugh at later. You gotta bring the funny.

Here is a pic of the dogs.... very very boring

Ry